The mysterious bug is gone!

If you anticipate getting sick this season, I highly recommend this strain of flu.

1. It DOESN"T turn into a cold.
2. The feverish dreams were like REALLY WILD movies.
3. The bug gives you an EXCUSE not to be social (an added bonus for holidays with the family).
4. I didn’t SPEND barely any money (no Black Friday for me).
5. I actually LOST weight this Thanksgiving weekend – my gut has taken a vacation!

The drawbacks are that it can get kind of messy and violent and you find yourself prone to uncontrollable crying jags watching Love, Actually alone on TV on a Saturday night.

Comments

[donald]

oh god, sick or not, that movie makes me all teary